A Hilarious Christmas Tale

Pip the elf has one job on Christmas Eve and it’s the worst job in Santa’s worshop!

He has to push a wobbly, creaking wheelbarrow full of the stinkiest Brussels sprouts in the North Pole straight into the reindeer stables. He thinks it’s some kind of punishment . . . .

He could not be more wrong.

The second he tips that wheelbarrow into the reindeer trough, all hell breaks loose in the most magnificent way possible.

Warning: this book has been banned from three libraries, one yoga studio, and Mrs. Claus’s meditation yurt. You will never look at Christmas dinner the same way again!

This truly is the Christmas story they’ll never tell you in school.

P.S. Do not read within fifty feet of open flame!